Dearest Ad Network,
As difficult as it might be to hear, I am leaving you.
This letter should come as no surprise as things haven't been the same between us for a long, long time. I remember when we first met...you rolled up in with your blood red Dodge Viper and offered to give me a ride. I couldn't have imagined anything cooler and thought we would be together forever.
But I was young and naïve. As it turns out...you're not good for me. It is now 10 years later and you are still driving the same car, with the same haircut. For someone who spends so much time thinking about themselves, I can't believe your lack of self awareness.
After feeling like I have been blinded for years, I have met someone else. I feel special again and valued in ways that you could never understand. I feel as though I have finally found the one and I realize now that we haven't been right for each other for years. You and I are at different places in our life and I am moving on.
I wish you nothing but the best in whatever you do in life and I will always remember the good times (read: Don't call me - I don't need a stalker).
Take care,
Your Former Customer
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